Financial Straights

Financial straights are dire.  I am currently trapped in a dead-end job which recently cut all part time employee's hours, and have somewhat ridiculous requirements for moving to full time.  I have insurance but it seems like they don't want to pay for over $1000 of should-be-covered medical bills.  My student loans take more money every month than I make.  Who's got two thumbs and is boned for the foreseeable future?  This guy.

So I've made a list of things I'd like to sell.  I have LOTS of stuff.  I'm pretty sure that if you like, I could find that one thing you've always wanted in my basement or garage.   Plus, I'm the man your man could smell like.  Look away, look back.  I have two tickets to that thing you like.

Here's a list I made.  All things will go to the highest bidder/best offer.  These things will go on offer to you folks first, then after a while I will put them on Craigslist, Ebay, or Amazon.  I'm thinking a week, so speak quickly.

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Nintendo DS lite with games, (Guitar Hero On Tour: Decades with guitar dealie and pick-stylus, Pokemon Pearl, Pokemon Black with Snively stylus, Horse Life, Brain Age, Harvest Moon DS, Lego Star Wars II, regular stylus that fits in a slot in the bottom, charger) $125

Paperbacks

Smoke and Mirrors, Neil Gaiman $2

Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman $5

Misery, Stephen King $5

On Writing, Stephen King $5

Stone Butch Blues, Leslie Feinberg $5

Firefly: The Official Companion, Volume One $10

More Joy of Sex, Alex Comfort $2

Squee’s Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors, Jhonen Vasquez $5

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie picture book) $10

The Hard Questions, Susan Piver $2

Hardcovers

The Apartheid of Sex, Martine Rothblatt $10

The Stowaway, R.A. and Geno Salvatore $2

Food Porn Daily: The Cookbook, Amanda Simpson $20

Wicked: The Grimmerie $40

Fashion: A History from the 18th Century to the 20th Century, Kyoto Costume Institute $25

The Illustrated Book of Signs and Symbols $5

The Encyclopedia of Mammals $10

Change Your Mind and Your Life Will Follow, Karen Casey $2

32GB wifi+3G 1st generation iPad with InCase Convertible Book Jacket, Camera Connection Kit and warranty coverage remaining until April 30, 2012.   $700

Zebra candleholder $10

Frog candleholder $20

Lantern tealite thing $1

set of 3 glass candleholders $15

Lionface slippers, size 9 $5

Totoro backpack $20

Sheepskin throw $20

Selection of Nerf Guns $40

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I'm on a horse.